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Old 04-20-2011, 10:56 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Sheepy View Post
ohh sheet i meant as in own personal preference, wasn't asking for advice hahaha
Sorry, but you did bring up the subject of splurging in a doctors face.

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Originally Posted by EventHorizon View Post
pick a chick. if your other mind decides to poke its head up and greet ms.lovely lady, it's probably a common reaction.
How about if you're suffering from Priapism? No blood flow can mean Gangrene, which could lead to amputation!!!

So that would be at least one case when you DO want a woman who makes you lose your wood.

Having a male doctor examine your cock and balls is just as awkward.
Here’s 4 things I thought were cancer, only to be told by my doctor it was “normal”.
1) Breast cancer! Which turned out to be painful lumps forming behind my boy nipples when I went through puberty. Something they failed to mention in school when they were harping on about balls dropping and getting hairs in strange places.
2) Arse hole cancer! Because I didn’t actually know what a haemorrhoid looked and felt like. Remember to eat your fiber kids!
3) Arm pit cancer! Also a puberty thing, an ingrown hair. Bless
4) Penis Cancer! This turned out to be a fat deposit on my dick. Yet another thing men aren’t warned about. Yes, I freaked out over my fat cock!

Let’s face it, if you have a lump on your rod and tackle, or even your shit hole, is anything but sexy.
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