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Old 04-20-2011, 10:03 AM   #12 (permalink)
chinese crested
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I honestly have not heard of any woman of my aquaintance being 'turned on' by the sight of the vaginal wheel clamp. (In event of fire, you just know you are not going to be able to run). If you think you are going to be hit with urges of sudden and inexplicable lust at the sound of a snapping latex glove closing around a wrist - hairy or otherwise ( we are including the proctologist in this exam are we not?) - perhaps take your mind off it by thinking of those umberella things they used to shove down the eye of a penis to take scrapings - or maybe slam your nads in a drawer.
OP is it really a fear of premature ejaculation that worrys you? You could try one of those willy bracelets that you tighten up with a srew driver - I understand that stops anything exploding messily - and I am sure they have seen just about everything before. You could try lots of beer - but be sure not to stop when all the ugly gals/guys look pretty - you need more than that.
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