Think yourself lucky you did not lose your house as well. I assume if you had gotten married and she had moved in her female shag you would have been lucky to get her old trailer to live in. Whilst it certainly sounds like one of you was in love - I dont think that person was her. You say you got on well with her family - so ask them to pick her stuff up from your lawn - or hire Stan to drop it off for her. Yes leave the panties on the top for the neighbours - you could always decorate them with brown sauce and a lobster claw. You can never be the lesbian she wants now can you. If you decide to take the whore back, please take your cats to a sanctuary and sign them over for adoption first - there is no excuse for animal cruelty, nor for you to knowingly put them at further risk.
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