have you ever
have you ever wanted to take the last slice of meat lovers'?
ever wanted a kiss so bad it ached?
how about punch that worthless fuck right in the eye?
laughed until you couldn't breathe?
smoked so much you couldn't see?
eaten so much turkey that you remember why you're happy thanksgiving only happens once a year?
have you ever fallen asleep doing homework?
have you ever cried all the way home with your dead dog in your lap?
have you ever walked on railroad tracks in the middle of the night?
have someone look at your graffiti and say "thats dope"?
have a meth addict stop dancing on the sidewalk and ask you for your nonexistant basketball?
been done a favor by your neighbor?
what about crying so hard that you laughed?
ran so far that you passed out?
drank so much you blacked out?
have you?
caught her cheating?
cooked something that would make the iron chef jizz his pants?
eaten a worm on a dare?
broken curfew with your friends?
promised your interrogator that you didn't have sexual relations with that woman?
planted a fruit tree in your back yard?
gotten betrayed by a friend?
killed someone you never talked to?
sent a letter to people you never met?
taken a deep breath of dust and gasoline in a garage and smiled?
wished you would just dissapear?
asked if they want fries with that?
brought life into a 4-stroke engine?
destroyed your life's passion only to realize you're still breathing?
made love with someone you'll never see again?
yeah... me neither.
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Does Marcellus Wallace have the appearance of a female canine? Then for what reason did you attempt to copulate with him as if he were a female canine?
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Originally Posted by canuckguy
Pretty simple really, do your own thing as long as it does not fuck with anyone's enjoyment of life.
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