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Originally Posted by EventHorizon
either this or think about the process that a piston goes through in a 4 stroke engine
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That's supposed to take my mind off of sex?
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Originally Posted by ZombieSquirrel
I miss that job. I got all the free condoms I wanted. Even Magnums. We had 2 historical black colleges in the county, so we needed them to match the stereotype.
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Have you ever unrolled one and laid it flat on a table? When people tell you Magnums fit them best, they want you to think "that guy has a big dick." What I think it "poor guy, his penis is shaped like a light bulb."