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Old 04-05-2011, 04:32 PM   #26 (permalink)
robot_parade
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Location: San Antonio, TX
Ok, I agree with all of the above advice. I would also like to nominate this for the BEST THREAD EVER.

Finally, while I just said I agree with all of the above advice, this is what I would actually do in your situation:

1) Wait until I was as deep in the 'friend zone' as I could possibly be.

2) Send her an overly sentimental 'oooh, I love you soooo much' email/text/voicemail.

3) Get shot down/ignored/whatever

4) Lose touch with her for a few years.

5) Get back in touch with her, and remain semi-awkward semi-friends from then on.

How do I know? Because I've done it.
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