Originally Posted by Cimarron29414

Sheepy,

Alright, man, I'm not going to sugar coat this because I want you to hear it. You, my friend, seem to be living in the fiction you read. "Where fore art thou?" is SO 16th century, dude. It doesn't work like that nowadays. You are far too young to have so much sensitivity about her coming of age and all that bullshit. You know those tingles you feel when you get an email from her? That is not a sonnet blooming in your heart. It's called an erection and it would like for you to make good use of it this summer on your little bookworm friend.

Email her. Tell her you want to take her out to dinner as soon as the summer starts, to catch up. Take her out to a decent place, have a nice time, and kiss her goodnight. Rinse and repeat. It's that simple.

Originally Posted by ;sheepy

'i think i'm getting an erection already
and this one? i'll let you sugar coat it this time rowl rowl