I tend to be a difficult vegetarian, but i dont blame anyone for my requests. A lot of places don't have choices that I like or the salads always have chicken or bacon. I order without a lot of times. I have also ordered the meat on the side and take it home to the cats as a treat. (They rarely get people food.) If the salad comes with carcass, it's usually easy to remove so I suck it up. Chicken is easy to remove, bacon crumbles, not so much. I don't like sending it back as I feel like I was too demanding for straying from the original menu item. However, I'm haunted by one time when a piece of steak was left in a wrap that I accidentally ate. I was so sick after I ate that. Now I'm more persistent. I wouldn't have to do this if there were more vegetarian options that aren't deep fried or smothered in cheese. This of course is a complaint of the Midwest more so than the Pacific Northwest.
While seated in an enclosed patio, a trapped bird poohed in my friend's beer. That was so funny...she was compensated with a pooh-free beer after that. We were regulars, so we just laughed with our server and she took care of us. Knowing our server made things a lot easier.
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Originally Posted by Plan9
She probably tastes like cheap beer and smells like a jockstrap.
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