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Allow me to summon the spirit of the Great Departed Gucci:
"Someone needs to revoke your penis. You don't deserve it any more."
Did that strike the right note? I think so.
Seriously, MOVE ON. I've already had to deal with one fucktard stalker on the back end of things today. Don't be that guy. Seriously, don't be him. He's a douche, and we all wish he would leave her alone and make everyone's life better. You're not there yet, but that's the direction you're heading. Don't "accidentally" drive by her house. Delete her from Facebook. Delete her from MSN. Take her number out of your phone. Burn all the stuff she gave you. Give her back her jacket. MOVE ON. Spend $200 and get yourself a nice hooker if you have to - if sex is going to help you move on past this chick, then there's nothing wrong with a little financial transaction between consenting adults.
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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo
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