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Cimarron29414 · 03-30-2011, 06:25 AM

I am struggling with taking this seriously, but I will bite:

ChickenMuffin,

This is the best thing that has ever happened to you ONLY BECAUSE IT IS THE ONLY THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU! It doesn't have to suffer by comparison.

You can't get your stuff back. Let this be a lesson to you not to give extravagant gifts to a 6 month girlfriend.

She's just being nice to you because she is a good person, not because she wants you to hang on. You suffer from Wet Pecker Syndrome. The only solution is New Pussy (TM).

03-30-2011, 06:25 AM	#15 (permalink)
Cimarron29414 Still Free Location: comfortably perched at the top of the bell curve!	I am struggling with taking this seriously, but I will bite: ChickenMuffin, This is the best thing that has ever happened to you ONLY BECAUSE IT IS THE ONLY THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU! It doesn't have to suffer by comparison. You can't get your stuff back. Let this be a lesson to you not to give extravagant gifts to a 6 month girlfriend. She's just being nice to you because she is a good person, not because she wants you to hang on. You suffer from Wet Pecker Syndrome. The only solution is New Pussy (TM). __________________ Gives a man a halo, does mead. "Here lies The_Jazz: Killed by an ambitious, sparkly, pink butterfly." Last edited by Cimarron29414; 03-30-2011 at 06:43 AM.. Reason: Forgot, it was trademarked!