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Originally Posted by Our Dear Departed Douchebag, Crompsin, circa 2007
I dunno, I fucking hate girls, my advice is to push her in front of a train, but that's just because my current experience makes me feel that way.
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Originally Posted by KirStang
I think you should take a deep breath, and stop thinking about her and trying to win her over. I know exactly how you feel right now. Do the "Do things for yourself" and "pursue hobbies" and "work out" thing for ONE WEEK. Just ONE WEEK, do something you REALLY ENJOY and HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS. Stop thinking about her.
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One week? That's it? And you forgot the heavy drinking and isolation part.
I mean... I'm on several years with this plan. Your strategy isn't working.
It's good advice, but let's be realistic. You don't just shut it off, Trautman.
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Originally Posted by dlish
She needs her space to digest the last 7 months. if she thinks its worth a shot, she'll call you.
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Errrrrrnnn! Wrong answer for this dude. False hope. Our boy is young, dumb and full of spunk... he mentioned threesomes and anal sex in the second real paragraph of the OP. He's clearly like 98% of all young males out there: confusing sex with love. Don't cater to his manic inebriated-on-sodomy brain with the idea that he can have her back if he just waits long enough. He shouldn't be waiting. He should simply get some and go again like every other horny youth trying to figure out life, love and the miscellaneous mysteries of the universe through the throbbing sensory organ in his pants.
He needs to get out and be among them... meet new girls, have new experiences. As with all things in life, experience is the only thing that counts.