Well, I told my mom when I die I want to be cremated and have my ashed scattered on her living room floor so she could clean up after me one last time. That got my a slap in the back of the head.
While there are not many cool places in Tucson, there are a LOT of "No Skating" signs all over down town Tucson. I could get one of those finger skate board and send some of his ashes past one or two of them for ya.
