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Originally Posted by MeltedMetalGlob
(frantically hides Pigeon Forge coffee mug)
Um... no, no- never heard of the place! 
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You know how zoo's have signs that say "Don't Feed the Animals"? The same thing applies for hillbillies. You're just enabling them.
Given that I know where Whear's Valley, Mirey Ridge, Townsend and The Y and that Sevier County High School has a purple track with solid, rainbow-colored exchange zones and where Uncle Lem's place was, I get to say that.