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This was posted on an earlier tfp but I thought It was too funny.....
One day at school Little Johnny is in class and his teacher tells him that humans are the only species that stutter. Immediatly little johnnys hand shoots up. "thats not true teacher", he says.
His teacher says it is so true, but johnny insists it isn't and he can prove it. So, His teachers tells him to give them an example of something other than a human stuttering.
Little johnny stands up and tells the class...."the other day I was out playing in the yard with my cat when the neighbors Pit Bull breaks through the fence and charges my cat. Well, my cat turns to the dog and says "FFFFFFFFFFF fffffffffff fffffffffff" but before he could get out " FUCK YOU !!!!!!!" the dog ate him!!!!
I dont know who originally posted this but give them some props!
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