Q: Why do women get their belly buttons pierced?
A: Where else would they hang the air freshener?
Q: What do lesbians do after an argument?
A: They go home and lick each others wounds.
Q: If I had a rooster, and you had a donkey, and your donkey ate my rooster's legs...what would you have?
A: Two feet of my cock in your ass.
So a dyslexic walks into a bra . . .
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