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Originally Posted by Zeraph
Needs more explanation  especially the first one.
(mind you I've never been to a stripper club nor never plan to) |
well as for the stripper thing, the basic premise is that you throw 1$ bills on a stage that a bunch of very lonely dudes or people celebrating a bachelor party crowd around. the stripper will see the money in front of you and perform a dance "just for you" for about 30-40 seconds or may even grab you by the back of your head and attempt to drown you in her boobs. the two dudes i was talking about were throwing down 5$s at a time and it got to a point where the stripper was just looking at them back and forth like it was an auction to see who would outbid the other to get the first performance. the ironic part is that they spent more money than an actual lapdance costs which is longer and for more personal.
the speakers: theres this desk in our squadron where we take turns sitting and taking phone calls and sending out emails from our commanding officer which happens to have a bomb-ass stereo system... actually it probably used to be a bomb stereo system in the 90s but year upon years of blasting stuff like drowning pool, marilyn manson, etc... have made them shit-tastic. so bad in fact that the speakers will only play on half of the desk if the input cable is touched at all. people have tried superglue, tape, and other wonderous adhesives to get the cord to stay in the shape where it'll play from both sides to no avail. i think next year we're actually going to break down and all chip in something like 20 bucks a piece to get KISS concert sized speakers