This morning, as I was trying to wrangle a 25 pound feline off my kidney, I caught myself saying, "Move your fat ass. I don't know what you're bitching about; you sleep all day and I'm the one that has to get up and go to work... Move!"
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House
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Originally Posted by Plan9
Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
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The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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