It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.
And my partner doesn't need implants.
[Means no.]
...
<Sung to a '20s or '30s jazz melody of your choice>
Why don't I get my caaaaawk enlarged?
Why don't you get breaaaaast implants?
Then we'll put one and two togethaaar,
And do the plastic titfuck daaaaaaance!

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön
Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot
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