I track them down through their IP, sometimes easy, sometimes I need to bribe (the nerds are so excited to get a bribe I barely pay them a thing) them. But its easy after that. Router, advanced defense? APG etc.? Not stupid? Doesn't matter. Eventually you'll order something off the internet, and then boom. I know all sorts of personal stuff. And that's assuming worst case to crack. The majority of you are easily led sheep to the slaughter.
Then I make a trip to their homes with a BFG and a chainsaw.
After that's taken care of I assume their identity and post under there names. This is getting a lot to handle.
..wait...what you guys don't hunt them?
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