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I havent slept with a great number of people, but the most expensive was on my 18th birthday with a girl in the year below, in the woods behind the village hall where my birthday party was held... whilst in the possession of a crate of cider.
Its probably the only completely casual sex Ive ever had in which there was no real emotional side (although we were sorta friends before and after)
I dont really know why she did it. At 18 I wasnt as fat as I am now, but I was still 190 lbs and still 5 10 tall. I think she kind of did it because I was in the year above and although I wasnt exactly "cool" at school - I was pretty well known (basically on account of stupid things and sucj like I did to get attention rather than any merit) and maybe she did it over that. Or maybe it was just a birthday present.
I wouldnt make any excuses about being drunk. I was drunk, but if I was sober I would have done it anyway.
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Anyway, it was nice (although cold) and we drank some cider and then when I got back to the party one of my best friends got punched by the boyfriend of the girl who's joint party it was, and I tried to defend him (cos he wouldnt fight back) but hitting her boyfriend with a plate of sandwiches and we ended up wrestling on the floor together trying to grind sandwiches into each others faces.
The girl was quite mad over it cos her mum had made all the sandwiches, but a few years later she ended up getting engaged to by mate, although they broke up before they got married.
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"Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate,
for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing
hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain
without being uncovered."
The Gospel of Thomas
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