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Ok, stick with me because this is a radical idea. It's way out there, man, but maybe it's a good one:
Why don't you ask her?
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What else does she want? How the fuck are we supposed to have the first clue about that? Why's she doing it? Probably because it gets her off. You want to clear up this mystery? The only person who can do that is her. I'm constantly amazed at the questions that are unaskable by folks that do naked aerobics together. Seriously, you'll stick your dick in this girl but you won't ask her some pretty basic questions about what she likes and why? That's kinda fucked up in my book.
Oh, and if you're to start writing erotic fiction, I'd try submitting it some places before quitting your day job. It's not bad, but you're not ready to earn a living doing it yet.
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