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Suburban seek out legal powertools and or chemical solutions from your local home improvement store/warehouse/HOA.
Rural mix some ground up rust and powdered aluminum, place mixture into baggies, stick a ribbon of magnesium in the top, take a blowtorch to the tip of said ribbon until it catches. Do not expose skin to, or look directly at the reaction or you'll risk recieving significant UV burns.
Or less thoroughly but more combustibly just get the right materials and blow it straight back to god.
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Originally Posted by Hectonkhyres
I'm imagining crazed dwarves doing profoundly weird things. Urist McNutcase has developed a compulsion to jam anything colored blue up his anus, or alternately other peoples anuses
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