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On a first date: "I appreciate the thought; but I'm not really in the mood for a fancy restaurant. How about we fuck now and just go to Burger King later?"
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If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors:
"If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too."
It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.
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