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Biker Love
A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he didn"t want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity, either so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she does and the kiss was long and sensual complete with wrapping their tongues around each other's.
After they're finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"
"Because my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..."
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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