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I'm not a good joke person as far as remembering or telling. So I found a silly one but I changed the names to protect the innocent:
Sarah Palin and one of her fellow hunting friends are out in the woods when the friend suddenly falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. Sarah whips out her cell phone and calls the emergency services. She gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Sarah's voice comes back on the line. She says: “OK, now what?“
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