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Originally Posted by Lindy
The first Christmas after I got married, (I was eighteen) my husband gave me a kitchen stove. I had mentioned, just in passing, in a casual conversation, about the stove in our apartment being a gas stove, and that I had grown up always using an electric stove, and really liked them better. So Christmas morning at my dad's house, with siblings, cousins, aunts and uncles, etc. I open up this box, and there is a little toy stove (clever, I'll admit) with a note that a real one would be delivered the next day. I know he was trying to give me something that I wanted, and it cost a fair amount of money, BUT . . .
We lived in a small rented apartment, and a regrigerator and stove were furnished by the landlord. Over the next three years, we moved three times, each time having to explain to a landlord that, while we needed a refrigerator, could they please remove the stove from the kitchen, because we had our own. When we got divorced and split up our belongings and I moved out, I told him he could keep the ****ing stove.
But it wasn't over yet. Three years later, after I was living a hundred miles away, I got a call from my dad that while no one was home, the stove had mysteriously appeared on his front porch...
Lindy
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Hahahaaha. I can't believe he left it on your dad's porch!
One year, this guy I was dating (who had notoriously given really bad presents), gave me the worst present of all for valentine's day.
He had been working delivering pizzas downtown, so he encountered a fair amount of street vendors during his days. One day, a few days from valentine's day in oh...say...2003, he came home with a bag with my "present" in it. I opened it up and inside was a beanie baby (I've never mentioned wanting a beanie baby, and don't collect them) that had "Y2K" written on the front.
I looked at it for a few minutes, trying to figure out if I was missing a joke. Noticing my puzzled expression he remarked, "Well, you know--because you like computers."
Epic Fail.