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Old 01-03-2011, 05:14 AM   #71 (permalink)
Plan9
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Originally Posted by Cynthetiq View Post
The hoohahs didn't have toilet paper for thousands of years. Drip dried just fine.
Turns out we didn't have dental floss either. Or soap. Most of us call these things "progress."

And I refuse to eat drip dry pussy. If you can't be bothered to wipe your chin, don't expect a kiss.

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I've saved more water over the last four months than all of you hippie fucks. I crap in a bucket.

And like our boy Maddox used to say, "For every [toilet you don't flush], I'm going to [flush three]!"
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