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Old 12-28-2010, 11:03 PM   #48 (permalink)
levite
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Originally Posted by Plan9 View Post
Levite,

What is the purpose of shirt/no pants?

You can't fight without pants.

That's a Die Hard rule.

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In AMERICA men MUST have pants, shirt optional.

In AMERICA women MUST have shirt, pants optional.
Well, since you asked.... I tend to sweat a little in the armpits. I don't use anti-perspirants, because the chemicals in them range from bad for you to unbelievably bad for you. So, a t-shirt kind of helps that problem out. Also, for some reason, I just don't find t-shirts restricting the way I find pants.

And as for the Die Hard rule, much as I do love that movie, my friend, I don't see it applying. I live in a fairly small condo, which means that I am never more than six steps or so from one of my broadswords.

And I guarantee you, when you've got a big hairy Jew coming at you with a four and a half foot bastard claymore in his hand, you really will not care if he's wearing pants or not.
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