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Old 06-16-2003, 11:34 AM   #105 (permalink)
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Originally posted by uncle phil
Ovulation versus cretinism

Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork. Many people believe in the theory of sexual reproduction because they have been taught this theory at school.

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6. The theory of the stork can be investigated by rigorous scientific methods. The only assumption involved is that children are delivered by the stork.
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Brilliant I love it.

I would also further point 4 with this addition:
There has also been one very documented case of child birth, which occured without sexual reproduction. The presence of storks is however as of yet unconfirmed...

On a related not, check out this Onion article

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