Originally Posted by Seaver

Place: At my buddy's bachelor party in a titty bar.

I really didn't want to go as I've never really enjoyed them all that much. So I told my buddies my goal was to have a stripper sit on my lap naked and talk to me for as long as possible without spending a dime on her. So naturally I get the hottest/freshest girl there, and keep in mind this is a Saturday night at a bachelor party... prime money making hours.

I got her to sit on my lap and talk for 2 hours and 45 minutes before her manager made her get off of me.

THAT my friends is conversation skills.