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Seaver · 12-17-2010, 11:52 PM

Place: At my buddy's bachelor party in a titty bar.

I really didn't want to go as I've never really enjoyed them all that much. So I told my buddies my goal was to have a stripper sit on my lap naked and talk to me for as long as possible without spending a dime on her. So naturally I get the hottest/freshest girl there, and keep in mind this is a Saturday night at a bachelor party... prime money making hours.

I got her to sit on my lap and talk for 2 hours and 45 minutes before her manager made her get off of me.

THAT my friends is conversation skills.

12-17-2010, 11:52 PM	#9 (permalink)
Seaver Junkie Location: Fort Worth, TX	Place: At my buddy's bachelor party in a titty bar. I really didn't want to go as I've never really enjoyed them all that much. So I told my buddies my goal was to have a stripper sit on my lap naked and talk to me for as long as possible without spending a dime on her. So naturally I get the hottest/freshest girl there, and keep in mind this is a Saturday night at a bachelor party... prime money making hours. I got her to sit on my lap and talk for 2 hours and 45 minutes before her manager made her get off of me. THAT my friends is conversation skills. __________________ "Smite the rocks with the rod of knowledge, and fountains of unstinted wealth will gush forth." - Ashbel Smith as he laid the first cornerstone of the University of Texas Last edited by Seaver; 12-17-2010 at 11:55 PM..