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Walt · 12-16-2010, 09:53 AM

While you all have been stockpiling food, water, women and medicine, I have gone a different route.

9 foot long, 35 lbs bear spear? Check.
Face paint and motorcycle body armor? Check.
Purple feather boa? Check.
Would I look good with a mohawk and Rollie Fingers mustache? Double check.

I have designed and am ready to implement a two-pronged strategy in the event of the apocalypse (though, if I get bored, inclement weather will be a good enough excuse):

1) Be awesome.
2) Take your shit.

12-16-2010, 09:53 AM	#38 (permalink)
Walt I'm calmer than you are, dude Location: North Carolina	While you all have been stockpiling food, water, women and medicine, I have gone a different route. 9 foot long, 35 lbs bear spear? Check. Face paint and motorcycle body armor? Check. Purple feather boa? Check. Would I look good with a mohawk and Rollie Fingers mustache? Double check. I have designed and am ready to implement a two-pronged strategy in the event of the apocalypse (though, if I get bored, inclement weather will be a good enough excuse): 1) Be awesome. 2) Take your shit. __________________ Calmer than you are...