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Old 12-11-2010, 03:38 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Another double-virgin comedy of errors, I mentioned in detail how everything more or less went wrong in the sex disasters thread.

Summary: Multiple tries, condom was too small (didnt realise till post-breakup), erection problems, pain, although when we finally got the piston turning in the cylinder properly she said she was enjoying it.

I don't think I'd have a problem really with having sex with a virgin again... as long as I'm wearing the right size condom. Small tight girl plus small tight condom equals zero blood circulation, meaning no sensation beyond "ow".
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