Guys I've dated who were total jerks lose their names and become assholes with a number. It started with Asshole some time ago, but now there was an addition this year who was Asshole1. The prototype kept calling for a while and that caller ID reminded me to ignore those calls.
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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain
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