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Originally Posted by rimshot
When the children had just started school, my wife started teaching them their "Guzintos" 2 goes into 4 etc...
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My dad said Guzintas too. I think it originated (at least his use of the word) from a Beverly Hillybillies scene where Jethro is talking about knowing his Guzintas.
I was reminded of some funny things my Mamaw says, specifically about the female anatomy.
While sitting on the front porch with my Mamaw, a teenage girl with a SHORT skirt walks by. My Mamaw then yells, "You need to get a longer skirt. I can see your Twiddle-Twat."
A dialogue between my Mamaw and cousin about Incontinence pads went a little like this:
Mamaw: It kind of smells down there.
Cousin: Well, do you wash your butthole?
Mamaw: Yeah and I wash my twitchet too.
Cousin: What's a twitchet?
Mamaw: You should know. You've got one.
So yeah,
Twiddle-Twat and
Twitchet. I say them all the time now.