Lol, yes, some things change, when you get older...
This is a true story from a place I used to work:
There was a middleaged cleaning lady, who had been arguing with her husband and they hadn't been talking for a while. Apparently not had sex or any other physical contact either. She was stubborn, but seemingly eager to get things settled, since this one day she was in hurry to get home. She explained, that her husband had left a note on the table in the morning before leaving for work. It said: 'Sex today?'
Since then this was used as a joke at work, when someone left home early: "they had a note on the table".
