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Plan9 · 11-26-2010, 07:15 PM

Man, forget doggy style. I swear to God, it never works out for me. I'm frickin' jealous. It's depressing because I'd really love for it to not to blowout like a Firestone tire on a Ford Explorer. I mean, I'm always in danger of slamming the ultra-wussy cervix and the girl gets all nervous about the impending gutshot and then I get nervous because I have to short stroke the whole time and then nobody has a good time. It's like a middle school dance: Silent and awkward. Seems doggy style is only good for the alternate love canal or if you're sporting the elusive "right size cock" that all these girls are talking about. I've only had like two partners with the much-coveted bottomless vagina that allows all sorts of abuse in whatever position. What a great ride.

One of my favorite positions is girl flopped on her stomach, hips rolled up, while I'm on top of her in a lewd pushup position. Kinda reverse missionary / flat doggy. Best part is that I can pound as hard as I want and the fleshy bumper of her backside (usually, although not always) prevents any show-stopping overpenetration during the crinkle-faced shoulder-grab ass-pile-driver-of-joy. That's so good... you can death-rattle without worry.

That and it's good for pulling hair, pushing her shoulders down against the mattress or chewing on her neck. Yeah, all that crazy rough sex stuff.

11-26-2010, 07:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Man, forget doggy style. I swear to God, it never works out for me. I'm frickin' jealous. It's depressing because I'd really love for it to not to blowout like a Firestone tire on a Ford Explorer. I mean, I'm always in danger of slamming the ultra-wussy cervix and the girl gets all nervous about the impending gutshot and then I get nervous because I have to short stroke the whole time and then nobody has a good time. It's like a middle school dance: Silent and awkward. Seems doggy style is only good for the alternate love canal or if you're sporting the elusive "right size cock" that all these girls are talking about. I've only had like two partners with the much-coveted bottomless vagina that allows all sorts of abuse in whatever position. What a great ride. One of my favorite positions is girl flopped on her stomach, hips rolled up, while I'm on top of her in a lewd pushup position. Kinda reverse missionary / flat doggy. Best part is that I can pound as hard as I want and the fleshy bumper of her backside (usually, although not always) prevents any show-stopping overpenetration during the crinkle-faced shoulder-grab ass-pile-driver-of-joy. That's so good... you can death-rattle without worry. That and it's good for pulling hair, pushing her shoulders down against the mattress or chewing on her neck. Yeah, all that crazy rough sex stuff. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 11-26-2010 at 11:15 PM..