farts - pooters or boofers
hoohah sticks - (I'll give you a hint, only girls use them, usually monthly)
tv remote - flicker, in-laws call it the button box
my mother - granny gerdy (this does NOT rhyme with her name)
Starsky & Hutch old tv show - Starchy & Husk
Oxygen Moron - an idiot
the "D" for "drive" gear on truck - my dad calls it "D" for "diggin"
back yard - back 40
cigarette - brains
I have an aunt who keeps her miwk in her keenchen, but I think that's more of an old person's faded accent than anything.
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