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They say we descended from apes and Neanderthals, some of us didn't descend quite as far as others. My knuckles still drag a bit and I'm pretty much furry all over.
I'm fairly receptive to whatever grooming my wife prefers; but realistically, hairless isn't going to happen.
Ages ago, when my daughters were in elementary school, they came home with head lice, a nasty shampoo, and a set of directions. My wife read "Shampoo all contiguous hairy areas", looked at me and said "You're fucked".
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