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My mother is a fount of odd sayings and weird made up words. They always bugged me so I have striven to kill that particular meme.
Farts -- pop offs or windypops
Shopper's Drug Mart -- Shopper's Mart Mart
Zeller's -- Zippy Zellar's (always... each and every time)
Wal*Mart -- Wally Walmart (shudder)
It goes on in this vein... but I will spare you.
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke
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