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I think the next I fly I'm going to pop a couple Viagra, put on a really tight pair of briefs and just go trough the scanner. If I end up at the pat down I'll just tell the guy I was really excited about getting felt up by a stranger and wink.
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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo
Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club
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