You, sir, have not only earned a beer... but you can have sex with my wife.*
* Just, if you would, let her new husband know about it first, huh?
...
As usual, Levite nails it: She's letting you do what you want and it's so good.
It's like pizza for breakfast. It's like beer for lunch. It's a rare treat. Perhaps a reward.
But like all sex fads, it'll come and go. Me? I'm on the fucking-edge with this armpit sex.
|