Quote:
Originally Posted by Plan9
Sure you can. You're the master of prurient prose!
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Challenge...accepted!
And to go the extra mile, I will make the attempt to describe the excellence of buttsex in the form of...a double haiku!
*pauses, considers word choice, clears throat*
squelchy:
sauna-hot ass grip,
oily bodies, sweaty feelings, and
the moans, high
gasping,
so wrong, so right, why?
taboo excites...in England we'd be
buggering
*bows*