levite

Challenge...accepted!

And to go the extra mile, I will make the attempt to describe the excellence of buttsex in the form of...a double haiku!


*pauses, considers word choice, clears throat*


squelchy:
sauna-hot ass grip,
oily bodies, sweaty feelings, and
the moans, high

gasping,
so wrong, so right, why?
taboo excites...in England we'd be
buggering


*bows*

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Dull sublunary lovers love,
Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
That thing which elemented it.

(From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)