Cimarron29414

I wonder if Hicachu, the Mayan stone mason responsible for his village's calendar realized what a fuss he would cause when he ran out of stone to carve upon? Did it go something like this:

<bob walks into the hut and sees Hicachu's work. Looks over his shoulder>

"Hey, Hic, whatcha doin?"
"Ah, the fuckin' elders got me making another calendar. I picked a stone that was too small and it only went to Dec 7, 1941. They made me re-do it. Then I got a bigger stone, and it only went to Sept. 11, 2001 - and they made me re-do it. So I went out and got the biggest fucking stone I could find. If this isn't long enough, they can shove it up their asses because Fred's calendar in the village over the hill only runs to 12/21/12. If it's good enough for them, it should be good enough for us!" <Cue studio laugh track>


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Shit, look at that cartoon up there. It's exactly what I wrote. Guess I should read the above before posting instead of going straight to the "add a comment" section. :LOL:

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