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Plan9 · 11-16-2010, 12:59 AM

Xerx, some nice men from the EffaBeeEye would like to talk to you about some missing girls in North Carolina.

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One of my coworkers described "just got home from a deployment" sex as the following:

"First coupla fucks? Yeah, it's like that super goofy awkward dance that two strangers do when walking different ways down the sidewalk. They're just trying to get around each other. 'Both people go left, both people go right, left-right-left-right. Laugh. Stop, signal a side. No, you go. Sure? Okay. Sure? Thanks. Fake smile. Nice meeting you.' Except it's worse because by the time I get to the stop part and she's about to point at where she wants it, I've already blown a load and I'm thinking about which way I wanna turn the pillow before I pass out. Four months of web cam blue balls will do it for you."

11-16-2010, 12:59 AM	#21 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Xerx, some nice men from the EffaBeeEye would like to talk to you about some missing girls in North Carolina. ... One of my coworkers described "just got home from a deployment" sex as the following: "First coupla fucks? Yeah, it's like that super goofy awkward dance that two strangers do when walking different ways down the sidewalk. They're just trying to get around each other. 'Both people go left, both people go right, left-right-left-right. Laugh. Stop, signal a side. No, you go. Sure? Okay. Sure? Thanks. Fake smile. Nice meeting you.' Except it's worse because by the time I get to the stop part and she's about to point at where she wants it, I've already blown a load and I'm thinking about which way I wanna turn the pillow before I pass out. Four months of web cam blue balls will do it for you." __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 11-16-2010 at 01:07 AM..