Stayed at a hotel in Milford, MI that I don't remember the name of this summer. As I always do, I lifted up the beds to check underneath for signs of bedbugs or for cash or drugs the previous occupants had left behind. Under my bed was a bag with about 10 DVDs in it; the ones in cases were all squirting fetish porn, the ones not in cases were all gay porn. Under the other was a used condom. I found no signs of bedbugs.
We drank for free at the hotel bar while they cleaned our room top to bottom.
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