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Originally Posted by Prsist
I guess the buzz you get dipping. Gets the heart racing a bit. IDK.
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Man, what is up with that, anyway? I tried chewing (or "dipping," as the cool kids call it) once, when I was half-wasted and my dad shoved it at me. "IT'S SO MUCH MORE INTENSE THAN SMOKING LOLLOLLOLO," he said, because my father punctuates all sentences with Ls and Os.
Now, I'm familiar with the light-headedness associate with smoking. Dad insists that since dipping is like "mainlining nicotine," it's like, all hardcore and shit, and smoking will be RUINED FOREVER for me.
And for starters, let me tell you this. Salty, jerky-like shreds of tobacco flavored like WINTERGREEN is basically the worst fucking idea ever and I hate him for making me try wintergreen.
On top of that, it did nothing for me physically. I didn't feel high, or dizzy, or anything at all. I didn't even get nauseous, except maybe because of the disgusting taste of a Breath Saver dipped in beef broth. I don't know how I could possibly be
immune to the effects of nicotine, no matter how drunk I was.
ANYHOO! The only thing I can compare your situation to is smoking and masturbating, and let me just say, that would not go well. Unless you're into burns.