I was thinking about following up my other thread with this exact same topic! Good call Redlemon
I recall when I was really young that I thought babies were made strictly from kissing. Now somewhere along the line I worked out that a man and women were needed in the process and of course it only made sense that something had to be exchanged between the two for anything to happen (I hadn't worked out what that was yet), I thought for sure it must be the most repulsive thing people could possibly do and made up my mind that I'd never have kids or do that kissing thing with anybody. Yeah I'm glad that one was entirely made up.
I also remember thinking the people on TV were in the TV and spent many hours as a small child staring at the back of the television wondering how I could get inside. After an unrelated broken glass incident, involving my brother I figured out that the front of the tv, being glass, would break in the same way and I could climb inside and hang out with all my favorite tv pals. My Dad recently told me he still gets a chuckle out of having to wrestle a block out of my hand after he caught me pounding away unsuccessfully on the TV screen. I guess thats probably a pretty common one though.
I also believed that if I ate m&m's I'd shrink down very small and nobody could see me...which in my mind was somehow the same as crawling under the bed. I was convinced that the perspective of peering out from under the bed meant that I was small enough that nobody could see me and of course it would be a great hiding place if I ever got in any trouble. So of course the next time the shit hit the fan, I hit my secret stash of m&ms, shrunk and went into hiding...I found out pretty quickly that the science behind that one wasn't very sound.
Anyway fun and interesting thread so far folks, I enjoyed it.