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Old 11-08-2010, 09:39 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Plan9 View Post
Hmm, you've obviously never pulled down some boxers and been disappointed. I'd be willing to bet my paycheck that most women have been with a guy and thought, "I wish there was more." I've been with plenty of women that were like, "Okay, where is it?" Talk about a blow to the self-esteem.
I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER. I was once with a dude who had both (A) an unusually small penis and (B) one testicle. And for starters, isn't it kind of a dick move (no pun intended) to be like, "Oh. I'm sorry, I DIDN'T KNOW." Like, seriously, I've never had a dude take off my shirt and allow a crestfallen look to cross his face, showing that personality doesn't mean nearly as much as they pretended it did when they could still convince themselves there was something fun to play with under my sweater. You keep that shit to yourself out of respect, maaaaan. Maybe it's a good thing you stopped dating women who like to humiliate you.

Or maybe it's all in your head because you're insecure. Unless someone actually said, "Okay, where is it?" In which case, there's a bitch that needs choked.

Anyway, I wasn't certain if this small-penis-one-ball issue would affect the sexual experience, but it honestly didn't. If anything, it just meant it was easier to have sex multiple times in a day because things weren't as sore. The number of nerve endings inside a woman's vagina are considerably lower than you would expect, and rarely is a penis so small that it significantly affects the actual physical sensation of sex. Unless you're into the feeling of having your cervix rammed into, and let's face it, that's a rare fetish.

Also, it makes blowjobs easier. Really, what's the downside, other than this societal assumption that bigger is better? Just because ginormous heat-seeking moisture missiles are what they show you in porn doesn't mean it translates to reality. Women may make such assumptions in their youth, but even minimal sexual experience tends to pound the preconceptions right out of them.
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