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Having run naked in the past - the longest was about 5 miles, but I was drunk at the time - it's really not that big a deal. Human bodies are designed to run long distances while naked. That's one of the unique things about humans as carnivores: we wound our prey and chase it until it dies. If Ong and Urk could throw hit a widebeast with a spear, the thing would run off into the bushes to die. If they wanted to get busy with Blag (what with her hot unibrow and all), they had to go chasing the wildebeast through the bush, hack off some meat and use it to convince Blag to spread those thighs for some thigh meat.
I have no idea how the biomechanics on a woman work, but for guys, our junk tends to swing from side to side instead of up and down. And there's usually some shrinkage since there's a breeze and sweat.
Back in the day, I would have done this in a heartbeat (and tried to win it), but now that I'm fighting the fight against suburbia, I don't have the time or inclination.
Not that anyone wants to see me naked anyway.
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